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April 16, 2008

From the Funny File….

SOMEBODY’S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!

One Nation, “Under GOD”

One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY:

Yes

TEACHER:

Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY:

Yes.

TEACHER:

Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY:

Okay.

(He returned a few minutes later)

Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER:

Did you see GOD?

TOMMY:

No.

TEACHER:

That’s my point.

We can’t see GOD because HE isn’t there.

HE just doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY:

Yes.

LITTLE GIRL:

Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY:

Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL:

Did you see the sky?

TOMMY:

Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL:

Tommy, do you see the Teacher ?

TOMMY:Yes

LITTLE GIRL:

Do you see her brain?

TOMMY:

No.

LITTLE GIRL:

Then according to what we were taught today,

she doesn’t have one.

II CORINTHIANS 5:7

FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT “

1 Comment »

  1. That is too cute! And SO true :) Thanks for making me smile :)

    Comment by Sharon D. — August 1, 2008 @ 11:41 am

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